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saiyanbutterfly:

kidxforever:

Ladies

Y’all wanna know what guys talk about when youre not around?

“if a girl had no legs but long ass arms, would you still fuck her?”

Yup, Conversations like that

nah ya’ll talk about who’s gonna hit it first

History with Asians
  • Teacher: their diet consisted mainly of small animals such as snakes and rabbits
  • Asian Buddy: WHA!! Why?!?
  • Me: ... So they can live
  • Asian Buddy: but not rabbits they're cute
  • Me: isn't your family Korean?
  • Asian Buddy: yeah so?
  • Me: Don't you guys eat dog

weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

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